Complete the thought.

Complete the thought...

Never again in my life:will I drive a clutch car! Terrible on your back and bad on hills, at a stop light!

When I was five:I would run away from school every day. I crossed a 4 lane street and would sit on the curb in front of my house!

High School was: A necessary evil.

I will never forget: The first time I had sex. Don't get me wrong, but I did think "So this is what it feels like. This isn't that fabulous". Believe me, it is now. It just took us some time!

I once met: John Bytheway. I fell madly in love. Wrote him a letter that I wanted to meet him! He did write back. He was very flattered and very nice but that's all it came to! ( I was NOT married at the time, just so you know)

There’s this girl I know who:will be famous someday! Her name is Madison. I used to baby sit her and she babysat my kids. She is a model now and was on the show of Donald Trump's as a model. Cool huh?

By noon I’m usually: Ready for bed again! I get up so dang early!

Last night I: watched "grey's anatomy" and tried to seduce my exhausted husband. would you believe it if I said he rejected my advances????

Next time I go to church:I pray I will not be called out from sunday school to change a poopy diaper for once!

What worries me most: That my children will be molested or hurt in some way.

When I turn my head right, I see: my big, beautiful bed.

When I turn my head left, I see: the wall with my calendar and Lance Armstrong poster!

You know I’m lying when: I can't look at you straight! I have guilt written all over my face!

If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Some stupid fairy with an extremely small part!

By this time, next year: I should be running at least a 5k without stopping!

A better name for me would be: Gloria. I don't know. It just fits!

I have a hard time understanding: Why people don't like me (when they don't) . I'm one of the funnest people I know!

If I ever go back to school I’ll: have hit the jackpot!

You know I like you if: I call you and want to go play!

Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferarro are: Playing poker in paradise?

Take my advice, NEVER:Go to the bathroom during Sacrament meeting! You will get your dress tucked in your underware for sure! Especially if you are the chorister!

My ideal breakfast is: B's fried potates, scrambled eggs and sausage. yummy!

A song I love, but do not have is: anything by Black eyed peas. Like all their songs. Love 'm but I really don't want my kids to.

If you visit my hometown, I suggest: You visit the scandinavian festival! SO fun as a kid! It's in Eugene, Oregon every summer.

Why won’t anyone: Die and leave me a fortune?

If you spend the night at my house, DO: not plan on sleeping in!

I’d stop my wedding for: A tornato! and that's it!

The world could do without: weeds. What is the purpose anyway? Hello?

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick my baby's poopy diapers!

My favorite blonde is: Yolanda, well, she used to be blonde!

Paperclips are more useful than: I don't know. There are alot of little things that are useful when you need them but not at any other time!

San Diego means: Sun and fun! Only been there once but it was beautiful!

I stole this from Chronicler. You can steal it from me too if you want to!