Friday, September 15, 2006

Complete the thought.

Complete the thought...

Never again in my life:will I drive a clutch car! Terrible on your back and bad on hills, at a stop light!

When I was five:I would run away from school every day. I crossed a 4 lane street and would sit on the curb in front of my house!

High School was: A necessary evil.

I will never forget: The first time I had sex. Don't get me wrong, but I did think "So this is what it feels like. This isn't that fabulous". Believe me, it is now. It just took us some time!

I once met: John Bytheway. I fell madly in love. Wrote him a letter that I wanted to meet him! He did write back. He was very flattered and very nice but that's all it came to! ( I was NOT married at the time, just so you know)

There’s this girl I know who:will be famous someday! Her name is Madison. I used to baby sit her and she babysat my kids. She is a model now and was on the show of Donald Trump's as a model. Cool huh?

By noon I’m usually: Ready for bed again! I get up so dang early!

Last night I: watched "grey's anatomy" and tried to seduce my exhausted husband. would you believe it if I said he rejected my advances????

Next time I go to church:I pray I will not be called out from sunday school to change a poopy diaper for once!

What worries me most: That my children will be molested or hurt in some way.

When I turn my head right, I see: my big, beautiful bed.

When I turn my head left, I see: the wall with my calendar and Lance Armstrong poster!

You know I’m lying when: I can't look at you straight! I have guilt written all over my face!

If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Some stupid fairy with an extremely small part!

By this time, next year: I should be running at least a 5k without stopping!

A better name for me would be
: Gloria. I don't know. It just fits!

I have a hard time understanding: Why people don't like me (when they don't) . I'm one of the funnest people I know!

If I ever go back to school I’ll: have hit the jackpot!

You know I like you if: I call you and want to go play!

Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferarro are: Playing poker in paradise?

Take my advice, NEVER:Go to the bathroom during Sacrament meeting! You will get your dress tucked in your underware for sure! Especially if you are the chorister!

My ideal breakfast is: B's fried potates, scrambled eggs and sausage. yummy!

A song I love, but do not have is: anything by Black eyed peas. Like all their songs. Love 'm but I really don't want my kids to.

If you visit my hometown, I suggest
: You visit the scandinavian festival! SO fun as a kid! It's in Eugene, Oregon every summer.

Why won’t anyone: Die and leave me a fortune?

If you spend the night at my house, DO: not plan on sleeping in!

I’d stop my wedding for: A tornato! and that's it!

The world could do without: weeds. What is the purpose anyway? Hello?

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick my baby's poopy diapers!

My favorite blonde is
: Yolanda, well, she used to be blonde!

Paperclips are more useful than
: I don't know. There are alot of little things that are useful when you need them but not at any other time!

San Diego means: Sun and fun! Only been there once but it was beautiful!

I stole this from Chronicler. You can steal it from me too if you want to!

7 comments:

chronicler said...

What great endings! Lick a poopy diaper! AAaaaacK! Oh and please, say it isn't so about going to the restroom during Sacrament meeting. And, how do you know?

I'll be visiting often!

Yolanda said...

Hey..."10b" is the "new" blonde...at least until I can get my highlights reinstated!! I'm flatttered I'm your favorite...and in a few weeks, I'll have my lighter locks to keep my "title!!"

Lisa M. said...

Yolanda,

That is only because * I * am not blonde.

*Smirk*

Oh sissy, I Love to drive clutch cars. They are my FAVORITE.

Evil was highschool, yuck.

I loved this.. *smile* So glad you stole it. *chuckle*

Chronicler.. ALWAYS has something neat to take.

*grin*

melissa c said...

I know about the sacrament thing because I saw it first hand! SCARY!!!

Lisa M. said...

It was you! and YOU know it.

*smirk*

s'mee said...

this was awesome! on Sacrament horrors...I witnessed a woman breastfeed her baby *during* her testimony...and it wasn't with discretion as the baby was at that age where they want to eat and see what's going on so they pull away and look about a lot.

Yeah, we all knew her much more intimately from that time on.

melissa c said...

That sounds horrifying! I'm all for breast feeding but DANG!